This is so ridiculous, I can’t even. Also what is with this trend of people saying processed foods have no nutritional value? Soda and french fries are “not food”? Can we blame Michael Pollan* for creating this faux distinction? Well, I have news: soda has calories! This means that when you drink soda, you digest it and use it to fuel your brain and muscles.
*He of “only eat things your grandmother would recognize as food” fame. So, like, potatoes, pot roasts, butter cakes, and that weird lime jello dish with pistachios? No? Ok then.
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